Bad Things are Good for You!

Feeling guilty about all that oveindulging you did on Thanksgiving? 

Me neither, but many Americans are.  Nagging nannies constantly wag their fingers at us telling to stop eating this, stop doing that...  It's enough to drive you crazy, so just ignore them and do what you want.

For those who still feel guilty, here's good news, courtesy of my buddy Larry in Paradise:

Top 10 Bad Things That Are Good For You

10.  Beer

9.   Anger

8.   Coffee

7.   LSD (with caveats!)

6.   Sunlight

5.   Maggots

4.   Marijuana (for medicinal purposes only!)

3.   Red Wine

2.   Chocolate

1.   Sex

Go to Live Science to see the rationale behind the list.

Beer, anger, sex and coffee are all great, but engineering on LSD or pot could run the train off the rails...

How to Start Each Day with a Positive Outlook

It's a cheap thrill, but in the era of Hope and Change, you take what you can get...
1. Open a New File on your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better? GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

Courtesy of Larry, via one of his e-mail dispatches from paradise. Thanks for the laugh!