How to Start Each Day with a Positive Outlook

It's a cheap thrill, but in the era of Hope and Change, you take what you can get...
1. Open a New File on your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better? GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

Courtesy of Larry, via one of his e-mail dispatches from paradise. Thanks for the laugh!