Obama to Adopt Swedish Model

Haven't been listening to the news much, but my ears perked up when I heard President Obama wanted to adopt a Swedish model. Think of what the official First Family portrait would look like!

Maybe it's just a ruse and he's going Slick Willie on us? Heh heh... No, Mr. Obama seems too serious for such tomfoolery. Then I found out that he wanted to adopt the Swedish model for bank nationalization. Oh...

I think this could really perk up the banking industry. Imagine the tellers all talking with those comical Swedish accents: "Vat can I help you vit today, Meester Smeet?" Muzak replaced by Abba, Tuborg beer served in the lobby, and those tall, blond models...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123517380343437079.html