Only in America...

Picture courtesy of Chicago Ray

ONLY IN AMERICA…. WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET GM AND CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN, WE LET GM AND CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.

ONLY IN AMERICA…. CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS.

ONLY IN AMERICA CAN THE PRESIDENT REFER TO AMERICA'S DEBT, WHICH HE VOTED FOR AS A SENATOR, AS A PROBLEM HE "INHERITED."

ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN CONGRESS PASS LAWS THAT THEY HAVEN'T READ AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF FOLLOWING

ONLY IN AMERICA….THE VICE PRESIDENT DECLARES 'JOBS' A 3 LETTER WORD.

ONLY IN AMERICA.... CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND FOR TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY.

ONLY IN AMERICA.... CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT YOU MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENT EXPLAINING WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.

ONLY IN AMERICA….DO WE WORRY ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THEIR NOSES, WHILE THEIR ASSOCIATES ARE BEHEADING CAPTIVES AND BLOWING UP CROWDS OF PEOPLE WITH SUICIDE BOMBERS.

Molto Grazie to the artistry of Chicago Ray for the picture
Props to cousin Pammy for the e-mail joke. Not only does she have a sense of humor, she's an outstanding cook with a big heart.