So Congressional Democrats are mad about a CIA plan to assassinate Al Qaida leaders. Never mind the plan was never actually implemented. Darth Cheney was behind it, and that's all the sniveling pissants on the left need to know.

This is a cover for Pelosi's lies about not being briefed about waterboarding. She can't climb down from that one, so they find a new controversy to distract the proletariate...

Meanwhile, one of the president's teleprompters collapsed from exhaustion.

Good thing there's no real news going on...