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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Scotty McClellan is Still a Fat Weasel

News Flash: Fat Weasel with Darting Eyes Backs Obama.

Former Bush Administration spokesboob Scott McClellan is voting for Obama. You remember Scotty, the most inept miscommunications director to ever stumble his way in front of the White House Press corps.

Scotty was the most incompetent of all. I don't know how such a blubber-headed stumble bum made it into the communications business. Instead of standing at the White house Press Room podium, he should have been selling frozen treats out of the back of an ice cream truck.

His boobish ineptitude turned every White House press briefing into a pathetic cartoon. Scotty, as Porky Pig in a strange neighborhood, being chased round and round by the pack of rabid press hounds, eyes darting, not knowing whether to take a dump or go blind. If he ran, the reporter dogs tore chunks out of his rump. If he stopped, they took humiliating liberties with him. Yeah Scotty, you failed miserably in getting the President's message out, but it sure did make for some classic comedy.

Hopefully, Obama will find a place for him in his administration.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. McClelland is a disgrace to America.

OHIO JOE

Silverfiddle said...

Yup. People have a right to switch sides, but it was the way this crapweasel trashed his former friend, President Bush, in the process.

Friendship and loyalty mean nothing to Scotty.

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