Computer experts have recovered 22 million Bush White House e-mails previously thought lost or destroyed (22 million!) and Bush foes who had filed lawsuits to have them handed over are jubilant.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Computer technicians have found 22 million missing White House e-mails from the administration of President George W. Bush, according to two groups that are settling lawsuits they filed over the failure by the Bush White House to install an electronic record keeping system.
Bush haters have been devouring the e-mails like a pack of ravenous wolves. One Cheney e-mail to the president has them particularly excited:
Well, George, I'm off to my secret, underground, undisclosed torture chamber. Got a fresh shipment of jihadis in and I want to test out the new cattle prod. The bullwhip just ain't cutting it anymore. I want 'em pissin' their pants when I get my torture on! Bwahahahahaha! -- Dick
White House Manipulated Gas Prices
Other e-mail traffic reveals the source of the gasoline price spike in 2007: President Bush accidentally bumped the secret dial under his desk that he used to control global petroleum prices.
He had purposely turned it down in 2004 to get reelected, then dialed it back up afterward to reward his Big Oil cronies. But he apparently got excited while eavesdropping on an ordinary citizen's phone call to Sweden and slammed his knee into the dial. The impact was so severe he had to give up mountain biking for a week.
Despite that, he didn't realize what he'd done until campaign money began gushing in from corrupt oil companies with thank you notes attached. The event prompted this e-mail to the energy secretary:
Hey Tater!
Damn, still can't believe I did that... Can we blame the gas price increase on France? Just askin' heh heh heh... -- The Decider
More Embarrassing E-Mails
There are supposedly other embarrassing e-mails, including one where the former president compares Nancy Pelosi to a washed up drag queen and threatens to lasso Keith Olbermann and pull him behind his horse like Ben Cartwright did to a bad guy on a Bonanza episode.
It is also rumored that in one piquant missive, Vice President Cheney offered to "Butcher that fatass Michael Moore like the hog that he is," and unfavorably compared Senator John Kerry to a flaccid male appendage, but that has yet to be confirmed.
Don't believe me? Go read the story here: Breitbart
8 comments:
I saw the Brietbart piece earlier and am still trying to figure out if the story will, or should, get any traction.
But I bet many will keep digging to find the smoking gun.
But will the BDS nutballs apologize when they find no incriminating evidence? Don't hold your breath.
exactly...!!!
laugh it up funny boys - your hero's are war criminals.
and they will pay, as well as their supporters
ooooo... So ominous and mysterious. Who are you the masked avenger?
We'd appreciate a little evidence. We don't trust just any stumblebum that staggers in here strung out on hopium slobbering about Boooooooosh! and the Jooooooooooos!
Nobel Laureate Obama has expanded the bomb Pakistan program. Is he a war criminal too?
"Nobel Laureate Obama has expanded the bomb Pakistan program. Is he a war criminal too?"
yes he is.but that does not save your hero bush from his war crimes
Very good, you parried the tu quoque.
I guess you're one of those "peace at any cost" people. I'm not.
I hate war (been there, done that), but think where we would be without it:
Hitler would have gobbled Europe, Stalin's ideological heirs would still be killing millions, and black people would still be enslave here in American.
Also, have you seen Iraqi polling? Yeah, they hate the invader (when asked by a reporter) but almost no one would prefer the bad old days.
You still have proffered no evidence that Bush and Cheney are war criminals.
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