George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call.
4 comments:
I like that one, Silverfiddle. How about this one:
A man goes into the neurosurgeon complaining of a headache. After a brief exam, the doc says, 'yup, just as I feared. You're going to need a new brain.'
The guy was stunned, and asked the doc for options, and the doc says,
You have three choices: we can fill your cranial cavity with Republican brains @ $1,000/oz, Independent brains @ $2,000/oz, or Democrat brains @ $1,000,000/oz.
"One MILLION per ounce of Democrat brains, why so much?' exclaimed the patient.
The doc explained 'do you realize just how many Democrats we would need to harvest just to come up with a single ounce of brains?
(rim shot here)
You guys are helping me forget about the miserable freezing rain outside.
Thanks!
So barry nice!
Good one, Fredd!
I hadn't heard that one.
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