Any climate agreement that changes one law in the US or transfers one dime of taxpayer funds to another country is a willful selling of our national sovereignty. This is a taxpayer shakedown meant to transfer trillions from productive, working people to the useless international bureaucrats, who skim their percentage then pass pennies on to favored kleptocratic rulers.
American aren't buying it, thank God in heaven:
Just how bad is the threat from global warming? About one in six Americans (17 percent) think the global warming situation is a crisis, which is essentially the same number who believe in flying saucers and the little green men with bulbous heads who supposedly fly them.Draft of Final Copenhagen Statement (Translated by Me)
We, the collected cluster of presidents, ministers, high poobahs, tyrants, dictators, international shakedown artists, miscellaneous rabble and ignorami, do hereby decree:
The earth is heating up. If current trends continue, it will eventually catch fire and we will all die in a hellish conflagration. The only way to avoid this inevitable fate is for all rich, capitalist pig nations to immediately hang their heads in shame for the unforgivable sin of bringing prosperity to the world.
The next step is for these same gluttonous polluters to open their wallets (with heads still hung in shame!) and give trillions to the International League of Syndicated Wealth Reapportionment Organization, where the funds will be administrated by the UN Grand High Poobah Rapporteur of Public Wealth Redistribution.
Legions of useless, self-important bureaucrats, when not busy raping the women and children of the third world, will spread this wealth around. Some pennies and farthings will actually make it to petty potentates and power-crazed kleprocrats, who will pretend to better the lives of the proletariat while greatly enriching themselves.
This will alleviate the guilt of rich liberals (who still must hang their heads in shame!), as BBQ grills and internal combustion engines fall silent and cold all across the greedy, self-indulgent first world.
The collective blameworthiness of the developed nations cannot be assuaged until we are all mired in a poverty that makes mankind look with nostalgia upon the pestilence-ridden Middle Ages.
May Mother Earth smile upon our suicidal obeisance and preserve the polar bears.
It Ain't Up To Snuff...
Hearing "Copenhagen" mentioned every five minuted was giving me flashbacks, even if they were pronouncing it the snooty European way. It reminded me of this song from my high school days when all us redneck farm boys chewed. Just like in the song, I gave it up when my wife threatened me. She tastes better...
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Mournun fellow redneck,
Since I ain't doing the wife thing now, Me and Chris got sumpin' in common.
Since Denmark has always left a bad taste in my mouth I switched to Grizzly. Besides it's a holbunch cheaper, so I don't mind popping the cap and trading with muh friends, yeah I go me two.
I figgur my time is about up tho; I'm sure the Gore guy (probably spelled Goregyle but I can't my dicshunary) will fabricate some sorta science thing that Grizzes are threatened by us hot headed good ole folks and he'll make me quit.
Now jist hold on for one minute there, did I infer that "Ally" is gunna be my future bride? Now that is one bad taste.
I QUIT!
Hey Silverfiddle'y, "Hope springs eternal; we made it thru another night."
Whimsically yours,
jadedfellow
One thing you don't have in common with Chris Ledoux, fortunately, is that he passed away, God rest his soul, back in 2005.
I used to chew kodiak more than anything, because it seemed to not dry out as quick as the others.
Hey Brother,
Sorry, you were probably thinking this was gunna be a good day and then I showed up.
But I do need me an educated second opinion on sumptin.
Them coal miners out there in West Virginia seem to have an aggervatun deal on their hands with a bunch of them greenies.
I'za been ruminatun about an idea, so what do you think?
How bout we all pitch in and give them greenies one of those "all expenses paid" vacations on top of one of those mountains out there.
Provide a porta-potty with only a copy of the Koran inside. Since most of them are into high fiber menus, buy bunches of lettuce and spike it with X-Lax.
The way I got it figgered, after about 3-4 days those Jihaddy guys are bound to find out and betcha 10to 20 of them show up and just blow the top of the mountain off.
Good things come in threes someone said, so,,
1.) The mining companies save a ton of dough not having to buy TNT.
2.) We whittle down the ranks of the opposition, without risking much.
3.) Them miners now got some job security with all that green coal they gotta relocate.
Jeez, muh brilidunce is illuminating.
Pesteringly yours,
jadedfellow
Ps
Dang, I didn't realize Chris ain't around. Too bad I enjoyed what he had to sing about. Guess it is time for me to come out from under my rock.
Interesting idea... It could work.
This would put liberals in as direct victims of the illiberal muslims they love so much. Might cause some anguish, facing reality in such a big dose...
I hear throwing Democrats on the fire will put it out. Since they're worthless otherwise, I say we test that theory.
Snarky: Apt comment, since they are self-immolating as we speak. I can't wait for November 2010...
Good evening Silverfiddle,
Took your advice and did some wandering.
Found the ontological (hope that ain't one of them bad words, but I trust you) angst conundrums you was talking bout.
Being the dog I am, I left you a little dropping. Don't worry, you won't be needing one of them sissy libbie clear plastic gloves. We rednecks know what shovels are for.
Greatfully yours,
jadedfellow
ps
Hey snarky-badword,
Cain't find you yet but I am figgering God feels you are in need of a blessing so I might leave you alone, (for now).
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