Letterman's Sexual Victims Included Famous Men
Those times when Keith appeared to be squirming in his chair with self-righteous outrage? Now the truth comes out:
"He was actually suffering painful after effects of one of Dave's many rearguard attacks."It's in italicized quotes on the internet (right here, because I just typed it), so it must be true!
"I mean, Dave was just a monster, and he loved the backdoor stuff."
"His influence in the industry is way underestimated. Keith knew Dave could break him if he didn't comply..."
It's also rumored that Nobel Laureate Al Gore and Tycoon George Soros are part of the Wangdoodle clan that tried to wipe out the Oompa Loompas.
This news bulletin was sourced using the same standards as CNN and other respected news media outlets.
6 comments:
Hilarious man....they still don't understand the underlying issue of the Limbaugh digital lynching.
They, the media, will finally get it when they all meet the unemployment lines Silverfiddle...
Their cred is shot. They are bleeding out and they don't even know it.
LOL! Very funny. I should have known that they were part of the secret Wangdoodle brigade. Figures.
Leticia, You've probably got to be a parent to get that one!
Awesome. It's all true. Because you said so.
Yes, and it's on the innernets, so it's doubly true!
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