I can't believe they need a WikiHow for how to pick up men. I thought maybe it was some type of physics of leverage thing, but no, it was actually advice to women on how to gain a man's attention. Here are the steps:
How To Pick Up Men:
1. Pick a good spot
2. Flirt from a distance
3. Start a conversation
4. Close the deal
WikiHow is usually spot on, but they fell down on this one. Here's what it should say:
1. If you got it, flaunt it
2. Food
3. Booze
4. Guns, sports, don't mention Obama or Ben Affleck (unless your pick-up is a metrosexual)
3 comments:
What's improtant to Americans today is simplybeyong belief, ya know? All one needs to do is look at what is being doen with the power of the internet, the most searched th insg aren't the constitution or American history and such important things but instead useless drugged up losers treated as idols, false ones of coarse above all else. God Help Us All in 2009.
Meanwhile, Happy New Year to you, yours and your friends here and elsehwre. And may the new Year bring you much joy and prosperity to all, in spite of the Wheels coming off in Washington particularly starting on January 20th when an illegal government begins.
Thanks Chicago Ray. Same to you and yours!
Drinking and Guns..Good combination.--Redneck Ron
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