Friendship & Loyalty, or, Scotty McClellan is a Fat Weasel

I think President Bush is a sincere man, and, as politician go, pretty darned honest. I also think he has pretty much blown it, and much of his failure stems from incompetent advisers and poor communication.

Speaking of incompetence and poor communication, Scott McClellan, former White House spokesman, has written a book criticizing his old boss. Of course, the left is all atwitter: A Bush crony spills the beans on all the nefarious plots! He should be ashamed of himself.

Scotty was the most incompetent of all. I don't know how such a blubber-headed stumble bum made it into the communications business. Instead of standing at the White house Press Room podium, he should have been selling frozen treats out of the back of an ice cream truck. His boobish ineptitude turned every White House press briefing into a pathetic cartoon. Scotty, as Porky Pig in a strange neighborhood, being chased round and round by the pack of rabid press hounds, eyes darting, not knowing whether to take a dump or go blind. If he ran, the reporter dogs tore chunks out of his rump. If he stopped, they took humiliating liberties with him. Yeah Scotty, you failed miserably in getting the President's message out, but it sure did make for some classic comedy.

Scotty was part of the problem. Only in Washington can someone turn a botched job into a goldmine. Scotty will make millions by kicking a friend when he's down. What a weasel.