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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Political Joke of the Day: Danes For McCain

The average European male is still manly and chauvinistic despite the best efforts of the ruling class to neuter him. Danes, like all European men, appreciate sports, beer, and women, so they have a unique take on our presidential election. The joke may lose some of its zing since I had to clean it up, but it’s still funny. Here goes:

“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you in the United States are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have an Ivy League lawyer, married to an Ivy League lawyer…
fighting for the nomination against an Ivy League lawyer, married to an Ivy League lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big breasts who owns a beer distributorship…
Is there a contest here?"

--Props to daddy Silverfiddle for sending me this


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