Hollywood Conservatives out of the Closet

If you hate the overflowing sewer on the cultural landscape that is Hollywood, you must go see An American Carol when it comes out in October. It mocks political correctness, Michael Moore and the Bush Derangement Syndrome crowd. It should be quite an antidote to the anti-American, military-hating stink bombs that have debuted (and failed) in the last few years.

David Zucker, director of the funny movies Airplane!, Naked Gun, and Kentucky Fried Movie, is the driving force behind the project. He is also an unabashed conservative. As the Weekly Standard article states, conservative in Hollywood is the new gay. Most are still in the closet.

But that is changing. Hollywood conservatives have an informal club called the Friends of Abe. Kelsey Grammer is out as a conservative and there is hopeful talk of him taking on Barbara Boxer.

Liberals who had no problem with Michael Moore trashing our president and twisting the truth are already howling like scalded dogs over this movie, which is a comedy, not a pseudo-documentary. Here is an excellent example of liberal scorn for this movie:

This is just more of the right wing believing their own BS to make themselves feel better. They know their time is almost up. A great deal of effort is put forth daily to keep morale up (see talk radio, right wing blogs/forums, Fox News) among the true believers. This film is another example.

And how ironic is it to usurp the Dickens classic about class exploitation as a vehicle promoting the current regime of haves and have mores. Yeah, lets talk about EVIL. The right wing think they are the only ones who can recognize it. Well most of it is banal and born of stupidity (see Katrina as just one example). It's not always a dark-faced man with a bomb.

Also, it appears the film will mock anti-war protesters as idiots. I can laugh at that too, like Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" segment or similar vehicles. But it gets old after awhile. And I'll stack up the left in general (despite airhead college protesters) against the talk radio/Fox News audiences, rednecks, neo-con paranoids, racists (oh yeah, it still abounds), militia members, neo-Country Western crappy musicians (you know who they are), etc. etc., as to who is better informed.

But it appears we can finally put to rest the notion that Hollywood is all liberals - nah, probably not. Too convenient a target for the low fruit pickers on the right. Also, it's sad that a bunch of wealthy movie makers will carry water for a party that considers many of the gay and lesbians they work with in the industry as second class citizens. Evil, recognize it. Got to keep their taxes low though.

Come October, the film may do well, if a campaign like the one for "Passion of the Christ", along with a "let's stick it to the liberals" message is ginned up via the usual outlets.

So go and have fun liberal-haters, laugh all the way into the political graveyard, you are proud to be part of an ugly history which will not be judged mercifully.

Oh, and Michael Moore is FAT!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... /sarcasm

Go read the Weekly Standard article about the movie, Mr. Zucker, and his surprisingly large group of conservative Hollywood pals. More importantly, go see An American Carol when it comes out. Hollywood conservatives are standing up for the cause, let's show them we've got their backs. Anything that's got liberals this riled has to be good!

Texas Justice Defeats International Criminal Coddlers

God Bless Texas!

The Lone Star State has done the world a favor by disposing of a piece of human garbage that raped and brutally murdered two teenage girls. What makes this even sweeter is Texas did it in defiance of the International Court of Justice (is that the one Aquaman and Wonder Woman are on?), the Mexican government (the murderer-rapist was a Mexican), the Organization of American States, and a sobbing clutch of bed-wetting, criminal loving "human rights" activists and lawyers.

Here's a quote from the article for those who want a good belly laugh:

David Fathi of Human Rights Watch in Washington warned that Medellin's execution in violation of an international court order "will place Americans abroad at risk."

Violation of an international court order? You can't violate something that was written up by one-worlders in some European international star chamber. Their scribblings have no validity in a sovereign nation! It was probably written in some dead European language and thereby indecipherable. Anyway, I think Governor Perry just wiped his butt with that order and flushed it down. Here is the Texas response:

Texas has insisted it will bow only to the US Supreme Court, and not to any international court. Governor Rick Perry, who could stay the execution, has let it be known he's "not feeling any pressure on this," a spokeswoman was quoted as saying.

Here is what this sub-human and his fellow apes did that earned them their last ride:

The horrific details of the case are these: Jennifer Ertman, 14, and Elizabeth Pena, 16, took a short cut across a park at a late hour in June 1993 and happened upon the gang of six teenage boys, who grabbed and raped them for an hour, evidence showed. The boys then strangled them with a belt and a shoelace and stomped on their throats. After a four-day frantic search that engaged the entire city of Houston, their bodies were found with the help of a gang member's brother. Jose Medellin had bragged to his friends that the victims were virgins, Judge Cochran wrote, noting that in his confession, Medellin had "displayed a callous, cruel and cavalier attitude toward the two girls."

The boy's aunt down in Mexico had this to say: "He was a normal, happy kid ... They don't have the right to take his life away, we acknowledged that he committed a crime but make him pay with a life sentence," she said.

Too late, lady! Little Jose's smokin' a dog turd in hell right now. El Diablo is probably doing terrible things to him with a pitchfork as we speak. Meanwhile, we can rejoice that we still have government officials in this country with brass ones big enough to send the guilty where they belong while telling the internationales where to stick it.

Yeeeeee Haw! God Bless Texas!

Links to the News Articles:
Earth Times
Reuters

Chinese Terror Hoax?

Bloomberg reports that China has reinforced physical security and clamped down on internet access in response to a terrorist attack in the western part of that country. The government has issued statements guaranteeing security during the Olympics. Buried in the story is this quote:

Two reporters working for Japan's Chunichi newspaper and Nippon Television Network were detained by police for two hours and beaten before being released, Kyodo English News said, citing the journalists' employers.

Does anyone besides me find it funny that China is doing everything the left accuses President Bush of doing, but is receiving no criticism?

Has it occurred to anyone besides me that the Chinese could be cooking up this whole terrorism thing to justify cracking down on annoying reporters and snooty Eurotrash?

So China can actually beat reporters and get a free pass, but President Bush and VP Cheney are Hitler and Goebbels reincarnated for supposed "crimes" that exist only in the fevered minds of the foam-at-the-mouth left.

See how this works, folks? Imaginary crimes by the leader of the free world, bad! Real crimes by ham-handed communists just isn't news. Is it any wonder the press just can't get no respect?

Conservative Hecklers are a Cut Above

Breitbart has an article about a man who heckled Obama because he didn't kick off his town hall meeting with the pledge of allegiance. Mr. Obama handled it well, inviting the man to lead the pledge, which he did. The meeting then continued.

Contrast this scene of civility with any moveon or code pink protest. Vulgar, foaming at the mouth rants followed by the protesters being hauled off like bags of stinking garbage. Conservative hecklers and protesters are so much better behaved and well-spoken than the poop throwing monkeys on the left.

Self Deportation

Looks like Homeland Security has come up with a Self-Deportation Plan for people here illegally. It sounds a little silly, something only a government bureaucrat could cook up. Hey, if this works, we could start a criminal self-identification plan! Forget having the police chase down bad guys, we just get them to turn themselves in!

Don't laugh too soon: The Christian Science Monitor reports that immigrants are self-deporting. They estimate that 1.2 million have chosen to return home. The reason? Enforcement. Here's an excerpt:

Americans who want strict law enforcement before a "total" immigration solution now have proof that stronger enforcement can bring results.

Exhibit A: The illegal migrant population has dropped an estimated 11 percent through May after hitting a peak last August, based on census data used in a report by the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS). Much of that decline is due to people who self-deported by slipping back across the border.

The drop began well before unemployment went up, which points to the real success story: Washington's wake-up call last summer to beef up enforcement, from plugging leaks in the border to cracking down on employers who hire illegal workers.

Remember last summer? Fed-up citizens got mad as hell about illegal immigration and the politicians listened. Enforcement has been beefed up on the border and job sites are being raided. Fast track deportations are on the rise and ICE agents are also targeting more criminal gangs. Representative democracy still works.

This is the humane way to deal with the situation: Patching the screen door and covering up the sugar bowl is easier than killing all the flies. The final piece is to jail and fine those who stick it to the American working class by hiring illegal aliens and paying them a slave wage with no bennies.

Seeing business owners and managers publicly frog-marched out of their offices in handcuffs during those immigration raids would be the cherry on top of the cake.

Just another Day in Liberal El Lay

Breitbart reports that graffiti artists in LA are are increasingly gang-affiliated and are turning violent. Attacks and murders of citizens who catch them in the act are on the rise. Here's the money quote from a fed-up resident that sums up the situation nicely:

"We live in the same community. We are all in this hellhole together."

California is Liberalism's petri dish, and the experiment is turning putrid. Liberal politicians (yes, including Arnold) have brought the state to financial meltdown. Criminal gangs run rampant, energy is in short supply thanks to the environmental lobby, and businesses are being chased out by stifling regulation and job-killing taxation. The state's economy would collapse without illegal immigrant workers, who are changing the face of the state. Here's an excerpt from the Wall Street Journal:

First, the AAA auto club declared it will close its call centers in California, meaning that 900 jobs will move to other states. "It costs more to do business in California," said a AAA press release, in the understatement of the year.

Then last week Toyota announced it is canceling plans to build its new Prius hybrid at its plant in the San Francisco Bay area because of the high tax and regulatory costs. Adding to the humiliation is that Toyota will now take this investment and about 1,000 jobs to a more progressive and pro-business state: Mississippi.

There is already a reverse gold rush going on in California and the evidence points powerfully toward high tax rates as a culprit. Census Bureau data show that, from 1996-2005, 1.3 million more Americans left than came to California. And the people who are leaving are disproportionately those with higher incomes: the very targets the Democrats want to tax more.

California is a state with a vibrant population, verdant farmland, great universities and a rich abundance of natural resources. All it needs now is a functioning government that believes in free market capitalism and knows how to exploit it to the state's advantage.

Right-wing redneck states like Tennessee and Mississippi, full of gun-clingers and bible thumpers have figured it out and are welcoming California refugee businesses. Result? These Southern states are enjoying a continued economic boom, while the progressive Golden State is going bust.

Why isn't the GOP pointing to this failed state every day as a prime example of liberalism's failures? Why aren't conservative advocates contrasting California's failures with the successes of Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi?

All they need do is point to the Golden State and ask Americans:

Got Liberal Hellhole? Vote Democratic

Political Joke for the Weekend

Democrat-ran New Orleans floods out, big humanitarian disaster, and Republicans are blamed. Liberal social policies have Democratic-ran California near bankruptcy and overran with illegal aliens and gangs, but they continue to vote Democratic. Michigan is a Democratic state whose economy is in the dumper. Texas, Oklahoma, and Tennessee, just to name a few Republican-dominated states, are enjoying prosperity, but miserable Michigan residents still blame President Bush. I don't understand it.

This joke offers an explanation:

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below...

She shouts to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.0 9 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, 'You must be a Republican!'

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answers the balloonist, 'everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me.'

The man smiles and responds, 'You must be a Democrat.'

'I am,' replies the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.