I know, I was supposed to do this a few days ago, but I was busy working...
President Obama orders government to stop using all those zeros to describe the debt
Instead of writing $1 trillion ($1,000,000,000,000) the White House now mandates:
Does it smell like sulfur in here?
BFF!
Buyer's Remorse Set in Quickly
The Democratic Socialist Party Repeatedly Gave American Citizens the Finger
Rush Limbaugh tried to buy an NFL team, but the libs were onto him! They unveiled his nefarious plot to institute modern-day slavery, sparking angry Spendmas riots at Wal-Marts all across the country
Finally, we end with a poem to celebrate the Global Warming Fraud:
Al Gore has written a poem. I'm not joking. Vanity Fair is gushing over it. Here are the funniest parts (I won't bore you with the whole thing; I want some readership left after this post):
One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun
Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve
The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools
Reverend Al has inspired me. Here is my version:
One thin November soon
a global flim flam disappears
in public humiliation
Vapors rise, fevers burn
in the fetid, pestilent clot
of Gaia worshiping simpletons
The libtard cries
The hour of unmasking has arrived
the worshipers are tools
I wish you all a prosperous and conservative new year!
