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Showing posts with label drones. Show all posts

Monday, January 11, 2010

Drones Over Pakistan: Don't! Stop! ... Don't Stop!



Pakistan is a Perfidious Partner

It's no secret that Pakistan's military and intelligence organizations are double-dealing bastards.  I'm not blaming them, they live in a dangerous neighborhood and you gotta protect yourself...

I saw their duplicity and perfidy up close when I was stationed in Afghanistan back in 2005.  A massive earthquake devastated the Kashmir region, and we offered unqualified assistance:  tents, meals, communications, medical, whatever the victims of this tragedy needed.

The answer?  "Yes, send it, but drop it anonymously, no US markings, no US personnel on the ground.  Help us, but don't let the people know you are helping us."

No skin off my nose. I didn't want to go to their s#*t-smeared hell hole anyway.     

We first joined forces with Pakistan to dislodge the Soviets from Afghanistan
The Russians ran and the Mujaheddin morphed into the Taliban with assistance and encouragement from our Pakistani "friends."  They still can't let go of their Taliban; parting is such sweet sorrow for these sentimental softies.  

Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Orders More Bombings!
But some of their little pet snakes are now rising up to bite them, so we bomb the lawless tribal areas (FATA) with their tacit approval while they loudly and publicly protest it all.  We hear of the extreme hatred flaring out of control at us over our slaughter of Pakistani innocents.

Pakistani Tribal Outrage "A Myth"

This myth was recently exploded by Farhat Taj in her article ‘Drone attacks: challenging some fabrications’, published recently in a national daily. Dr Taj is an academic at the University of Oslo, but more importantly, she comes from the region and has a degree of access to tribal Pakhtuns that is rare.
...ordinary people in Fata are delighted that at least somebody is killing the ruthless thugs who have seized control of their villages and their lives...
“The people of Waziristan are suffering a brutal kind of occupation under the Taliban and Al Qaeda. It is in this context that they would welcome anyone, Americans, Israelis, Indians or even the devil, to rid them of the Taliban and Al Qaeda.  (Dawn)
I take anything and everything coming out of that part of the world with a grain of salt, but I don't know why this woman would lie.  She is a professor in Oslo, and this is her homeland getting pounded.  Anyway, it's a refreshing take we would never hear from the Western press.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

UN Protests "Summary Execution" Death by Drone


Philip Alston, UN Lord High Poobah and Ratpoopoour of Special Meddling, has demaaanded that the US stop killing terrorists and those who harbor them.

UNITED NATIONS (AFP) – US drone strikes against suspected terrorists in Afghanistan and Pakistan could be breaking international laws against summary executions, the UN's top investigator of such crimes said as he whined and pissed down his leg while trying to strike an arrogant, sanctimonious pose.

Stop!  Or we'll say stop again! 
He's presenting the matter to the assembled murderers, slave-holders, tyrants and snot-nosed pricks at the UN General Assembly:
"The onus is really on the United States government to reveal more about the ways in which it makes sure that arbitrary extrajudicial executions aren't in fact being carried out through the use of these weapons," he added, removing his thumb from his rectum.

"the really problematic bottom line that the CIA is running a program that is killing significant numbers of people and there is absolutely no accountability in terms of the relevant international laws," Alston said, placing his thumb in his mouth.
No, the onus is on you to STFU, jackass! 
Go back to skimming money off of food aid programs and abusing third-world women and little boys!  The International House of Scandal and Corruption is depending on you. Go talk to Human Rights Council Members Saudi Arabia and Cuba about international law.  Jackass!

Disclaimer:  I am a humongous fan of Predator drones and the death they visit upon  7th century, goat violating, BO stinking, America haters.  My retirement flag flew on a Predator mission.

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